Mr. Gun
Novak / Sass
Hi, my name is Mr. Gun. I can be deadly or I can be fun.
Slide 30 rounds of manhood into my gleaming black clip
That should be enough to drop Bambi on your next hunting trip.
30, 50 100 rounds the bigger the clip the sweeter the sounds.
So clean me and lube me and take me to town
I’m ready to protect your hallowed ground.
No laws can touch me thank the NRA
Some of my owners are zealots and believe all they say
I’m often invited to horrendous events
Any fanatic can buy me at gun show tents.
I’ll protect you from the crazies and that damn Uncle Sam.
Although you choose to believe this, that’s not who I am.
CHORUS
I’m Mr. Gun – I’ll make you invincible
I’m Mr. Gun – I have no principle
I’m Mr. Gun – I’m Red White and Blue
I might be YOUR gun, but I could turn on you.
You think my presence protects you from danger
But I don’t care who I kill a friend or a stranger
My place in history was valid, at the dawn of this land
But now am I needed in everyone’s hand?
There are men and women in blue and green
Trained to protect the American dream.
If I’m in everyone’s hands like gun owners crave
How many lives will be saved
CHORUS